She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair

Jenny B. Jones
About This Quote

A waitress in New York who was serving a group of men, was interrupted by one of the men while she was trying to make his order. He asked her for some cigarettes and then said, "And get me some tampons, too. I'm on my period."

Source: Save The Date

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